A True Heavyweight Writer

" 'The enormous lady looked down at her challenger from atop her mountain of a body, intimidating the young man standing before her with her sheer enormity alone...' ...That's how my latest book's going to start. ...If I can even write it at this size, that is... But anyway, what did you think?"

"Welllllll..."

"...Well?"

"I'm not quite 'intimidated' by you and your giant stomach per se, just a mixture of confused, curious, and maaaybe a little aroused..."

"Well intimidated rolls off the tongue so much better than- ...Wait, did you say you were aroused by this?"

"...You know what, let's just battle."