Porky Pauling and Stuffed Scout

"No way she coulda done dat alone, ta be honest. I mean yeah I didn't eat as much as I could 'cuz I gotta stay in shape for the ladies, but I gave Miss Pauling th' inspiration to keep letting herself get pumped fulla hot dogs! I'm like a walkin', talkin' pep-talk, ain't that right Miss-"

"Scout, if you don't shut up right now I will personally smother you to death with my own stomach."